And now for something completely different - Ever since Monty Python showed up on the airwaves in the late sixties, I have been a devoted fan. The silly skits still make me smile and laugh. When ever two or more devoted fans come together, you will almost always hear songs or skits recited from memory. Any one for a quick run through of the lumberjack song? For the first time that I know of; a breakfast dish inspired by and dedicated to the lads of Monty Python. What’s next, dead parrot hash, killer rabbit stew or strawberry tart with not too much rat in it? This has to be definitive proof that inspiration can come from anywhere - "Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say no more!" This is simply spam done three ways. We start with scrambled eggs with minced spam, accompanied with spam and potato hash covered with a country spam gravy. I recommend that you use the low sodium spam which still has a considerable amount of salt. Everyone sing, "spam spam spam spam, spam spam spam spam, wonderful spam!"

Ingredients

Eggs with minced Spam

 ½ can of Spam (or use reduced salt Spam)

 4 eggs plus 2 extra yolks

 1 Tbsp. finely chopped chives

 2 Tbsp. milk or half and half

 1 Tbsp. butter

 salt and pepper for seasoning

Spam Gravy

¼ can of Spam (or use reduced salt Spam)

 1 small white onion or 2 shallots finely diced

 2 Tbsp. butter

2 Tbsp. flour

 1 tsp. dijon mustard

 1 Tbsp. chicken base

  4 sprigs thyme



 pinch red pepper flakes

 hot sauce to taste

 salt and pepper for seasoning

Spam Hash

 2 Medium Red Potatoes

¼ can of Spam (or use reduced salt Spam)

 1 - 2 cloves garlic

 1 small white onion

 ½ small green or poblano pepper

 ½ small red pepper

 1 Tbsp. chopped fresh herbs - parsley, oregano, rosemary and chives (or your favorite mix)

 salt and pepper for seasoning

 ¼ cup olive oil plus 2 Tbsp. butter

Directions

Spam Gravy

Heat a sauce pan over medium heat. When the pan is hot, add 2 Tbsp. butter and the finely diced Spam and finely diced onions or shallots, season with pepper and cook until the Spam is browned. Add the thyme and red pepper flakes and continue to cook for a minute. Whisk in the flour and stir until fully mixed. This is in fact a roux. Stir until the raw flour begins to smell nutty which should only take a minute or two. Continue to whisk and slowly add the milk. Increase the heat to medium high continuing to stir until the mixture begins to boil, then reduce the heat to low. Add the dijon mustard, hot sauce  and the chicken base (I like to use "Better then bullion"). Now is the time to check seasoning, and to add the hot sauce to achieve the heat you want. Pick out any thyme stems and keep warm until needed.

Spam Hash

Peel and dice the potatoes into 3/8 inch cubes and soak in ice water bath. Dice the Spam, onions and peppers to the same size and reserve. Drain and dry the potatoes with a kitchen towel or paper towel. Heat a cast iron skillet or griddle to medium heat and add ½ of the butter. When the butter starts to sputter, add the oil and then the potatoes. Cook slowly letting each side of the potato brown before flipping. While the potato browns heat a skillet on medium heat and when hot add the remaining butter. When the butter starts to sizzle add the garlic and sauté until fragrant then add the onion and peppers and season with salt. Cook until the onions start to brown and reserve warm. When the potatoes are almost brown and crispy, add the Spam and continue to cook until both the potatoes and spam are browned and crispy. Add the onion and pepper mixture and toss to combine. Taste, season with salt and pepper and add the chopped herbs. Toss to mix and remove from the heat. Serve  immediately.

Eggs with minced Spam

Crack the eggs
and extra yolk into a small bowl and add the half and half or milk
and season with salt and pepper. Beat the eggs with a fork until they are a
solid color. Do not over-beat to keep the eggs tender. Heat a 10
inch skillet on medium high heat so that when you add 2 Tbsp. of the
butter, it sizzles but does not brown too quickly. Swirl it around the pan
to cover the bottom. Add finely diced Spam and fry until lightly browned. Add
the beaten eggs to the skillet and let heat for 20 to 30 seconds. Using the
spatula gently push the egg mixture from the edge to the middle of the pan.
Continue over the entire surface of the skillet until egg curds start to
form. Reduce the heat to medium low, and start gently folding over the
curds. If you want extra creamy eggs; while the mixture is still runny add small
pieces of butter continuing to fold the mixture over to make the eggs
extra creamy. Pull the eggs off the heat when almost done, stir in chopped
chives and let the residual heat finish cooking the eggs. Serve
immediately. Serves 2.

Hints - I like to use the 25% salt reduced spam to cut back on the salt and taste as I go to ensure the salt doesn't get out of control. Don't skip the fresh herbs, they are my favorite part. If you want to add additional vegetables, go for it; in fact if you want to add a Hawaiian touch you could try a little pineapple in the hash. Try substituting olive oil for the butter to save a few calories and for the vegetarian, substitute mushrooms or a meat replacement product for the Spam.

When I reviewed Deb Perlman's book "The Smitten Kitchen", I was totally enamored with her recipe for mushroom bourguignon. Since my wife and I are trying to eat less meat and more fruits and vegetables, I am always looking for great vegetarian ideas. This morning I ventured to our local farmers market and found some fresh wild porcini mushrooms and bought them not knowing how I was going to use them. When I was driving home I started thinking about cooking something Italian and I remembered Deb's mushroom dish. I thought mushroom stew, then I thought Italian and then cacciatore, the traditional Italian chicken stew came to mind. This is a great example of both inspiration and substitution. There are other versions out there but here is mine made with fresh porcini mushrooms.

Ingredients

 2 to 3 pound fresh porcini mushrooms about 5 large

 1 pound cremini mushrooms

 1 medium red onion

 3-4 Cloves of garlic sliced

 2 carrots

 2 stalks celery

 1 red pepper

 1 pint cherry tomatoes

 8 large roma tomatoes skinned

 2 Tbsp. tomato paste

 1 pinch red pepper flakes

 1 Tbsp. dried basil

  1 Tsp. porcini powder

 1 Tbsp. dried Italian seasoning

 1 cup fresh grated parmesan cheese plus some rind if you have it

 1 cup white wine

 1 cup vegetable broth

 splash of sherry or white balsamic vinegar

 fresh herbs - basil, thyme, rosemary, parsley and oregano (one or more)

 extra virgin olive oil

 salt and pepper to taste

Instructions

 In a large pot boil some water with some salt. Core the roma tomatoes and cut an "X" in the other end. Place in the boiling water for 30 seconds to loose the skin then remove to an ice water bath. Skin and coarsely chop and reserve until needed. Put the cherry tomatoes in a shallow baking dish, sprinkle with olive oil and kosher salt. Roast in 400 degree oven until darkened and let cool until needed.

Clean and prepare the veggies and coarsely chop. Heat a large skillet to medium high heat and add two Tbsp. olive oil. Chop the mushrooms into large bite-sized pieces and add to the pan. Season with salt and pepper and sauté until slightly softened, about 5 minutes then reserve until needed. Add more oil to the pan and add the onions and garlic, season and sauté for 3 minutes. Add the celery, carrots and peppers, re-season and sauté until they start to soften then deglaze with the wine. Cook for 5 minutes and reserve. Clean the pan, reheat and add some more oil then add the roasted cherry tomatoes. Add the tomato paste and sauté for a minute or two, then add the rest of the tomatoes and cook until they start to release some liquid. Add the dried herbs, then add in the reserved onion mixture. Stir to combine then add the mushroom and the fresh herbs. Top with the vegetable broth and bake in a 275 degree oven for at least an hour. Turn the heat down and let the flavors mingle while you prepare some pasta. When the pasta is ready, add a splash of sherry vinegar and grate some parmesan cheese over the top and serve over pasta. Let any leftovers cool and refrigerate. It tastes even better the second day.

Flavor boosters - I use a few tricks to boost the flavor, first roast the cherry tomatoes to add a sweet element. Second, I add tomato paste and let it brown a bit. Third, I always keep some porcini powder (ground dried porcini) around and save the parmesan rinds to add to any stew and last, a splash of sweet vinegar adds a brightness and extra sweetness.